Don’t use any hair products. To get rid of dandruff, rinse your scalp with really cold water before you get out. When your hair gets greasy, do hard cardio and sweat it out. It works.
You crack an egg and some eggshell slipped into what you’re making? Just leave it in there. No-one is going to notice.
Bake banana bread. It’s costs 6x less than a loaf of bread.
Trying to loose weight? Buy only food you have to cook yourself. Laziness beats hunger every time.
Never wear your shirt buttoned up inside your home. You’ll look hot and feel cool.
Dry yourself off all sexily after you shower. You’ll enjoy it.
Buy whatever you want at the grocery store. You’re an adult. Really, it’s okay.
Rent random movies at the library. Someone decided to make that movie available for free to every American. It can’t be that bad.
Wink at strangers. You’ll both like it. Probably.
Remember, elegance overrides any question of indecency.
Tell pretty girls they’re pretty.
Tell pretty boys they’re pretty.
Gamble. As much as you want.
Don’t play around with young girls hearts.
Run really hard.
Don’t do drugs.
Do better.
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